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heiny Mcmeiny you're so damn fine-y [14 Feb 2005|12:05am] [ mood | predatory ] [ music | modest mouse- we'll all float ] I'm getting the BEST motherfucking bass EVER!! http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=bass/search/bigpid/base_id/89498/ check it out. You all have Myan-Tippy syndome. Boom-da-bang mama chilla mama chilla. repeat 2x sailin on that funky sound

CRAZY GOOD DEALS! [16 Jan 2005|05:34pm] [ mood | horny ] [ music | metallica- enter sandman ] Yo penis fotches, There is a beetboat clearance in effect so BUY BUY BUY!!! They are currently priced at 4,000$ dollars a pop so dont be such a tightwad and take this indedible offer! There's always a retard that needs restaining, right? Now they come equipped with electroshock and a remote.! (plus stickers for the ladies!) sailin on that funky sound

Words are very unecessary .. they could only do harm [06 Dec 2004|04:13pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | depeche mode- enjoy the silence ] Long time, no see good chums. Well I'm here to sell you my Greatest HITS CD! It's a definative collection of my timeless hits. My sister's boyfriend even approves. It's all for 2$, thats right folks 2 fricken dollars. To order, reply Tracklisting; 1.Retard world 2.Special secret Farty Juice 3.My Fat Giant 4. My Graichen;s chin is like sagging underwear 5. Mr Dettlinger's butt tenticles 4. N*** ***** is fat 5. god made black people special and brown 21 | sailin on that funky sound

the market for beetboats is broadening [24 Sep 2004|06:37pm] [ mood | stud-ly ] [ music | green day- american idiot ] HEllo potential consumer, Do you need a powerful retard restraint? If you answered YES, this product is a great investment! ---- I'm going to the middle school dance tonight, and pick up some cheese-loving babes.. Wish me luck.... hahaha.. I dont need it cuz I'm such a stud, unlike most of you ugly fucks. Yeah, you know who you are. 3 | sailin on that funky sound

hey there! do you wanna see some wickid shit?! [09 Jul 2004|03:12pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] [ music | aeroplane- rhcp ] ( come on, dont be a pussy, click this to see some HOT pictures. .Unless you're gay ) sailin on that funky sound

special thoughts [04 Jul 2004|10:03pm] [ mood | curious ] [ music | finch- what it is to burn ] why do we have rectums if we crap out of our anuses? Someone please explain this proverbial question to me. 1 | sailin on that funky sound

imcompetance wreaks of this person.. [02 Jul 2004|08:19am] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | dashboard confessional ] I guess some people are.. just dumb and irrational. Violence is for the weak of mind. Obviously, I cannot even make conversation with these dimwitted blowhards. My new icon is being put away for a later time, obviously. 13 | sailin on that funky sound

original poetry/script [01 Jul 2004|01:24pm] name- George w.bush in the supermarket A crying woman: Barbie! hurry ginger is dirty clean up on aisle 3, reports of a BM Saddam: a Fee, a Fie, a fo fo, fum I smell the stench of a BM Be it brown or be it green I'll grind it's bones to make my bread George w bush(in a supermarket looking at cheese)on a cell phone: a fi fye fum, fi fye fum.... ___ Enjoy, my pretties! 26 | sailin on that funky sound

1st post! [30 Jun 2004|05:47pm] [ mood | calm ] [ music | dad playing guitar ] My name is John (june bune for short) and this is my new livejournal. My sis Meggan made me make this but Idk. I like to play all different kinds of music and I like to imagine things. I also am the co-founder of the retarded egg comic strips. 4 | sailin on that funky sound

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