urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat Bob marley taught me how to off it John 2005-02-13T14:04:31Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:2763 2005-02-13T14:04:31Z 2005-02-13T14:04:31Z modest mouse- we'll all float <p>I'm getting the BEST motherfucking bass EVER!! <a href="http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=bass/search/bigpid/base_id/89498/">http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=bass/search/bigpid/base_id/89498/</a></p> <p>check it out. You all have Myan-Tippy syndome. Boom-da-bang mama chilla mama chilla. repeat 2x</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:2448 2005-01-16T22:44:51Z 2005-01-16T22:44:51Z metallica- enter sandman Yo penis fotches,<br /> There is a beetboat clearance in effect so BUY BUY BUY!!! They are currently priced at 4,000$ dollars a pop so dont be such a tightwad and take this indedible offer! There's always a retard that needs restaining, right? Now they come equipped with electroshock and a remote.! (plus stickers for the ladies!) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:2270 2004-12-06T21:31:18Z 2004-12-06T21:31:18Z depeche mode- enjoy the silence Long time, no see good chums. Well I'm here to sell you my Greatest HITS CD! It's a definative collection of my timeless hits. My sister's boyfriend even approves. It's all for 2$, thats right folks 2 fricken dollars. To order, reply<br /><br />Tracklisting;<br /><br />1.Retard world<br />2.Special secret Farty Juice<br />3.My Fat Giant<br />4. My Graichen;s chin is like sagging underwear<br />5. Mr Dettlinger's butt tenticles<br />4. N*** ***** is fat<br />5. god made black people special and brown urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:1873 2004-09-24T22:50:15Z 2004-09-24T22:50:15Z green day- american idiot HEllo potential consumer,<br /> Do you need a powerful retard restraint? If you answered YES, this product is a great investment! <br /><br />----<br />I'm going to the middle school dance tonight, and pick up some cheese-loving babes.. Wish me luck.... hahaha.. I dont need it cuz I'm such a stud, unlike most of you ugly fucks. Yeah, you know who you are. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:1381 2004-07-09T19:24:10Z 2004-07-09T19:24:10Z aeroplane- rhcp <p><a name="cutid1"></a>&nbsp;<br>&nbsp; haha you retard! i bet&nbsp;you wanna tap that ass(es)! Especially you charles, A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!! MUAHAHAHA&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="233" src="http://www.1-hardcore-sex-y-xxx-porno-fotos.com/fabulously-sexy-bbw-chicks/fat-sexy-girl.jpg" width="162"></p> <p></p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:1222 2004-07-05T02:12:09Z 2004-07-05T02:12:09Z finch- what it is to burn why do we have rectums if we crap out of our anuses? Someone please explain this proverbial question to me. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:948 2004-07-02T12:33:34Z 2004-07-02T12:33:34Z dashboard confessional I guess some people are.. just dumb and irrational. Violence is for the weak of mind. Obviously, I cannot even make conversation with these dimwitted blowhards. My new icon is being put away for a later time, obviously. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:524 2004-07-01T17:34:51Z 2004-07-01T17:34:51Z name- George w.bush in the supermarket <br /><br /><br /> A crying woman: Barbie! hurry ginger is dirty<br />clean up on aisle 3, reports of a BM<br /><br />Saddam: a Fee, a Fie, a fo fo, fum <br /> I smell the stench of a BM<br /> Be it brown or be it green I'll grind it's bones to make my bread<br /><br /><br />George w bush(in a supermarket looking at cheese)on a cell phone: a fi fye fum, fi fye fum.... <br /><br /><br /><br />___<br /><br />Enjoy, my pretties! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beetboat:432 2004-06-30T21:56:59Z 2004-06-30T21:56:59Z dad playing guitar My name is John (june bune for short) and this is my new livejournal. My sis Meggan made me make this but Idk. I like to play all different kinds of music and I like to imagine things. I also am the co-founder of the retarded egg comic strips.