Bob marley poet and a prophet

heiny Mcmeiny you're so damn fine-y

Sun, 13 Feb 2005 14:04:31 GMT

I'm getting the BEST motherfucking bass EVER!! http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=bass/search/bigpid/base_id/89498/

check it out. You all have Myan-Tippy syndome. Boom-da-bang mama chilla mama chilla. repeat 2x

CRAZY GOOD DEALS!

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 22:44:51 GMT

Yo penis fotches,
There is a beetboat clearance in effect so BUY BUY BUY!!! They are currently priced at 4,000$ dollars a pop so dont be such a tightwad and take this indedible offer! There's always a retard that needs restaining, right? Now they come equipped with electroshock and a remote.! (plus stickers for the ladies!)

Words are very unecessary .. they could only do harm

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 21:31:18 GMT

Long time, no see good chums. Well I'm here to sell you my Greatest HITS CD! It's a definative collection of my timeless hits. My sister's boyfriend even approves. It's all for 2$, thats right folks 2 fricken dollars. To order, reply

Tracklisting;

1.Retard world
2.Special secret Farty Juice
3.My Fat Giant
4. My Graichen;s chin is like sagging underwear
5. Mr Dettlinger's butt tenticles
4. N*** ***** is fat
5. god made black people special and brown

the market for beetboats is broadening

Fri, 24 Sep 2004 22:50:15 GMT

HEllo potential consumer,
Do you need a powerful retard restraint? If you answered YES, this product is a great investment!

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I'm going to the middle school dance tonight, and pick up some cheese-loving babes.. Wish me luck.... hahaha.. I dont need it cuz I'm such a stud, unlike most of you ugly fucks. Yeah, you know who you are.

hey there! do you wanna see some wickid shit?!

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 19:24:10 GMT

haha you retard! i bet you wanna tap that ass(es)! Especially you charles, A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!! MUAHAHAHA

special thoughts

Mon, 05 Jul 2004 02:12:09 GMT

why do we have rectums if we crap out of our anuses? Someone please explain this proverbial question to me.

imcompetance wreaks of this person..

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 12:33:34 GMT

I guess some people are.. just dumb and irrational. Violence is for the weak of mind. Obviously, I cannot even make conversation with these dimwitted blowhards. My new icon is being put away for a later time, obviously.

original poetry/script

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 17:34:51 GMT

name- George w.bush in the supermarket

A crying woman: Barbie! hurry ginger is dirty
clean up on aisle 3, reports of a BM

Saddam: a Fee, a Fie, a fo fo, fum
I smell the stench of a BM
Be it brown or be it green I'll grind it's bones to make my bread

George w bush(in a supermarket looking at cheese)on a cell phone: a fi fye fum, fi fye fum....

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Enjoy, my pretties!

1st post!

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 21:56:59 GMT

My name is John (june bune for short) and this is my new livejournal. My sis Meggan made me make this but Idk. I like to play all different kinds of music and I like to imagine things. I also am the co-founder of the retarded egg comic strips.